Saturday, September 20, 2014

This Bitch Loves Salad

I turn 30 this week and I'm sick of talk about how much bitches love salad so I'm going to write about it instead. Expect recipes and pictures and a few spelling and typing errors. Sometimes I like steak salad, so expect some carnivorous endeavors to appear here as well. Sometimes I like bulgar wheat salads, so gluten happens here too. I don't expect to convert anyone and I won't try, but if there is one thing we bitches can agree on, it's that there is a direct correlation between being a bitch and feeling like you always have to order/eat a fucking dinky salad with the dressing on the side. I'm taking "bitch" back-- for me, for my sisters, for my mother, for my fat guy friends-- and I'm making big ass salads with everything awesome, for the bitch in all of us.